Creativity Bait

I'm inspired. Inspired by Jeff's soon to be infamous Giant Gold Piece of Death incident. It reminds me that one of the greatest aspects of this game is the chance to be really creative and get an "Ah, cool!" reaction out of your players. Even if their characters die. The good old standard mark I dungeon setting provides the perfect format for unleashing your creative energies. Don't worry about balance. Don't worry about why or how. Just create it.